quick funny

Lately, whenever I ask Laurel to do something, she salutes me and in a stereotypical military fashion, barks "yes, Sir!" I thought it was funny, but that I should probably teach her to be polite in the right way. So, the next time she did it, I pointed out that boys were sir's and girls were ma'am's. I went further and told her that daddy was a sir, I was a ma'am and so was she. She looked at me and responded," I am not a ma'am, I am a lady." She sure told me.......